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In Case You Were Wondering…


In case you were wondering, it is quite possible to eat salad for dinner while still keeping it totally unhealthy.  Just throw some bacon, blue cheese, and ranch dressing on it, and serve it with garlic bread that’s pretty much garlic-infused butter with a side of bread.

In case you were wondering, you can put tofu in a taco and totally enjoy it.  Dip slices of pressed, firm tofu it in some kind of sauce or marinade (I used soy sauce, lemon juice, agave syrup, cumin, chili powder and garlic powder <- laziness), broil it for about ten minutes on an oiled pan, and then wrap it in a tortilla with lettuce, radishes, feta, and salsa.  Feta, tofu, tortillas, and hot sauce are the future.

In case you were wondering, it wasn’t until my twenty-ninth year that I cooked a chicken breast, slipped it inside of a sesame seed bun, and called it dinner.  Why have I never thought of making chicken sandwiches for dinner before?  What America am I living in?

In case you were wondering, paying a few extra bucks for downtown parking instead of standing in heavy rain at the bus stop is sometimes worth it, as is getting to work in a fraction of the time that it takes on the bus, enabling you to leave early and get home with plenty of time to make pizza dough and still eat dinner at a reasonable hour.  And cheese pizza always wins, especially when there’s smoked provolone involved.

In case you were wondering, shaved asparagus pizza is a great way to use one pound of asparagus after you’ve made the arguably irrational decision to buy three pounds of asparagus because three pounds was a better value than one pound.  A decent sprinkling of good parmesan is clutch.

Weekend Eats – 5/7/12

A lot of cooking last week led to a lot of leftovers taking up space in the fridge, so there weren’t many big cooking events at our house this weekend.  It’s kind of nice every once in a while to have a few days off from kitchen messes and subsequent cleanup, but eventually the desire to roll out pastry dough outweighs the desire to have a clean countertop.  Less time in the kitchen meant more time for reading a strange book that I cannot wait to be done with, watching (in the most inactive way possible) never-ending hockey playoffs and golf tournaments, going to Target three days in a row (it’s a step toward getting my Minnesota driver’s license, which I may or may not have just done after living here for almost five years…) and working through a stack of food magazines to decide what to cook next.

On one of those trips to Target I bought ice cream cones – sugar cones for Matt and baby cones for me.  The baby cones are both hilarious and adorable, and I can’t look at them without laughing.  They’re about an inch tall, one serving is three cones, and three cones add up to a whopping fifteen calories. Look out!  We filled our cones with vanilla ice cream and the best chocolate sauce in the world, which I made sure to stock up on during my recent trip to Iowa.  Baby ice cream cones and Dateline make for an incredible Friday night.

I wasn’t very motivated to go running on Saturday morning, but I knew that I had to get out before breakfast to pick up two copies of The Onion so we could have our weekly race to finish the crossword.  In order to get myself out the door I stuck a twenty in my pocket and spent my run thinking of the loaf of cinnamon swirl bread that I would pick up at Great Harvest before coming home.  I proceeded to cancel out the calories burned on my run with the bread, some black forest bacon and garlic and herb spiced sunny eggs.  Then I finished the crossword well before my competitor – booyah!

On Saturday night we headed to the suburbs to see The Avengers, which was entertaining even for someone who doesn’t know who the Avengers are and was unaware of the movie’s existence until Friday night.  This was our conversation on the way to the theater:

Matt: (after explaining the movie’s premise) Have you seen any of the movies leading up to it other than Captain America?

Me: (with a confused look and about to say that I haven’t seen Captain America) …

Matt: (reading my mind) Yes, you have seen Captain AmericaWe saw it together.  Remember?

Me: Oh, I get Captain America and Captain Planet confused.

No wonder my dad was so surprised when I told him that I’d gone to the movie.

After a crazy, crazy storm during the night on Saturday, Sunday morning was beautiful.  I made use of our new deck furniture and enjoyed breakfast outside.

You never know what will end up in the cart on the rare occasion that Matt joins me while shopping.  Last time we ended up with Nacho Cheese Doritos (his) and Cheetos (hers), and this time we came home with a loaf of sandwich bread, braunschweiger, and Miracle Whip (all his).  I took advantage of the bread and made a giardiniera hummus, snow pea and smoked gouda sandwich for a late lunch on Sunday, and Matt made a braunschweiger and Miracle Whip sandwich.  To each his own.

By Sunday afternoon I was ready to spend some time in the kitchen, and I decided to make empanadas with the chorizo that we failed to make use of on Cinco de Mayo.  I used a Tyler Florence recipe for potato and chorizo empanadas, leaving out the olives and raisins, which I forgot to buy.

They were great!  A little painstaking to make, or really just to fill, but worth the effort. I loved the addition of masa to the pastry dough, both for the texture and the flavor.  These were a huge step up from the soy chorizo and puff pastry empanadas that I used to make.

Along with the empanadas I made a big salad with romaine, radishes, strawberries, pickled red onions, avocado, feta, and a balsamic vinaigrette.  While the salad and empanadas didn’t really go hand in hand flavor-wise, they were both good enough on their own that choosing a favorite was impossible.  The weekend wouldn’t have been complete without another baby ice cream cone and a few HBO shows.

An Abundance of Mangoes

Fact: I am slightly allergic to mangoes.

Fact: I bought a case of mangoes at Whole Foods last week.

Fact: My face is itchy and I have microscopic bumps in the corners of my mouth.

Fact: I am almost through with my case of mangoes.

Fact: I am very grateful that I am not lactose intolerant.

Fact: I just made mango ice cream.

These are some of my preferred methods of mango consumption.

Strawberry-Mango Smoothie

1 mango + a handful of strawberries + a few spoonfuls of plain greek yogurt + a few ice cubes -> blended until smooth

Kale, Coconut and Mango Salad

I’ve been hooked on this salad, and variations of it, for the last month.  I started with this recipe and pared it down based on the ingredients that I had.  Every version that I’ve made has consisted more or less of this:

  • 1 bunch lacinato kale, chopped or shredded
  • 1 apple or mango, chopped or cut into matchsticks
  • 1 large handful of almonds, toasted and roughly chopped
  • 1/4 cup grated pecorino (or feta, parmesan, crumbled goat cheese…) (optional)
  • 1/4 cup dried coconut, toasted (optional)

For the dressing I use equal parts olive oil and some sort of vinegar – apple cider is good with apples, but white wine or balsamic would be good, too – then add a glug of maple syrup and a little salt and pepper.  Whisk and adjust to taste.

Lately I’ve been using this passion fruit vinegar for the dressing, and while it was good with apples, it’s even better with mangoes.  I found it at a local cooking store, but it’s also available on Amazon.

Once everything is combined, you can either eat it right away or let it marinate for thirty minutes or so.  Thanks to the hearty kale, it will hold up for at least a day or two.

Mango and Oat Breakfast Bowl

Oatmeal + puréed mango + strawberries + toasted almonds

Mango-Vanilla Ice Cream

Vanilla ice cream with mango purée added during the last few minutes of churning

Even without mangoes, I highly recommend David Lebovitz’s vanilla ice cream.  I added a couple of extra egg yolks and some extra whole milk to this batch, and every time I taste it I can’t believe that something as simple as vanilla ice cream can taste so good.

Beets + Berries

Yesterday I ate bacon and eggs for breakfast and buffalo wings for lunch.  Today I went to the doctor and enthusiastically agreed to get my cholesterol checked.  My fancy new doctor’s office emails your test results to you within hours of your visit, and by lunchtime I had learned that I was one point over the normal cholesterol range.  One point!  I can blame that on the wings and the bacon, right?

To make up for yesterday’s transgressions, I made this salad for lunch: wheat berries, roasted beets, blue cheese, and toasted walnuts.  You should try it even if your cholesterol is totally average.  It’s good.  Also good?  My good cholesterol and that big bowl of fruit that I ate for dinner last night, even if it didn’t cancel out the wings.